Passive-Aggressive Paradise: White Sage & Lavender Candle

Finally, a candle that understands the art of Minnesota Nice! This beautifully contradictory blend captures the essence of smiling while internally screaming - perfectly calm white sage and lavender for when you need to say "that's fine" and actually sound like you mean it.

Ideal for those moments when you're being SO nice while plotting your perfectly polite revenge. Light it during family gatherings, awkward social situations, or anytime you need to channel your inner zen while your outer Minnesota takes notes for later.

Crafted with authentic midwestern politeness and just enough passive-aggressive energy to get you through the day without actually saying what you're thinking.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to write anonymous notes and perfect your backhanded compliments